Hashtag – I Heart Sammys

A couple of weeks ago, Sammy’s Woodfired Pizza & Grill invited me to their fine establishment in La Jolla, CA. to taste some of their new menu.  Certainly you remember this?  Everyone on Twitter and Instagram started yelling at me about how delicious my food looked and they were jealous because they were dining on…

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My Inappropriate Life Giveaway Winner

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Have you been waiting with baited breath to see if you won Heather McDonald’s new book My Inappropriate Life? Let’s be real for a sec.  You probably didn’t win.  I mean, really.  There were lots of entries and you’re generally an unlucky person, so it’s doubtful that random.org chose your comment. In that case, please go…

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My Inappropriate Life by Heather McDonald *GIVEAWAY*

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Calling all Heather McDonald fans!  As you may recall, in 2011 I did a giveaway for an autographed copy of Heather’s first book, You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again.  Well, it’s 2013 and I get to do it again, but this time it’s her second book My Inappropriate Life and it is a…

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I AM by Ellis.

Do you remember when I went to Mexico last year and spent my vacation tipsily (<— Is that a word?) admiring Nia Peeples who was floating on a cloud next door to me?  No?  Click on that link and read it now, I’ll wait. Well, on that same vacation, I got to hear her son Christopher Hayzel…

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Single Girl vs Married Girl with Jenny McCarthy

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Believe it or not, Jenny McCarthy is letting me play with her on her blog today.  I was asked to answer questions as the ‘Married Girl’ regarding date nights with The Surfer.  Jenny, of course, got to be ‘Single Girl’ and walks away from this (or climbs out a window) hotter than ever. I walk away…

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The Grommet Crew 2013 Lives On

Thank goodness for those neighborhood grommets that keep me relevant as a SurferWife.  Enjoy the latest installment from The Grommet Crew 2013 Grommet: Definition: A young surfer. While it seems that being called a “grommet” would be derogatory, in fact, most surfers wish they still had that grommet perspective of the world. For the most…

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The Chin Villain

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Hey guys?  Being a woman and looking gorgeous for you isn’t quite as easy as you might think.  Am I right, ladies? There is a long list of upkeep we adhere to and much to my own dismay, the older I get the more there is to maintain. Just when I think I have the…

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Introducing The Grommet Crew 2013

I have never been more proud to introduce these up and coming surf film makers to you.  I may have birthed one of the kids and married one of the guys…. The others are the neighborhood groms.  Or better known as The Grommet Crew 2013. Move over Taylor Steele, you have some surf movie making competition.

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New Year’s Eve Kiss

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Do you guys remember when Jenny McCarthy grabbed that NYPD officer out of the crowd in Times Square and planted one on him last New Year’s Eve? Well, now the world wide web is all abuzz trying to guess who she’ll kiss this year.  FDNY?  Ryan Seacrest?  THE SURFER? No.  I’ll show you who she wants to…

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