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Giveaway Alert: Lost and Profound by Summer Felix

I want to give you things.  Really, really nice things.  Things that will make you happy, smile, even laugh.  And before Summer ends, I want to give you a signed copy of the best chick-lit book out this Summer:     Rebecca Trovatelli thought for sure she d be in a better place when she reached her…

Hashtag – I Heart Sammys

A couple of weeks ago, Sammy’s Woodfired Pizza & Grill invited me to their fine establishment in La Jolla, CA. to taste some of their new menu.  Certainly you remember this?  Everyone on Twitter and Instagram started yelling at me about how delicious my food looked and they were jealous because they were dining on…

My Inappropriate Life Giveaway Winner

Have you been waiting with baited breath to see if you won Heather McDonald’s new book My Inappropriate Life? Let’s be real for a sec.  You probably didn’t win.  I mean, really.  There were lots of entries and you’re generally an unlucky person, so it’s doubtful that random.org chose your comment. In that case, please go…

When Jenny McCarthy Leaves A Party…

I got so carried away with giving you guys fabulous artwork, that I veered from giving you all the gory details of the night Jenny McCarthy came over to play with me.  Let’s revisit what I have told you and go from there. First there was this prized masterpiece:  How To Get Your Husband To Clean…

Custom Artwork Winners Announcement

Winners have been randomly chosen from the HRushton Art giveaway! Was it you? Before I announce the lucky winners, I should let you know that TODAY ONLY Heather is offering 15% off everything in her store when you use code: SALE15 at checkout.  See?  You’re all winners now. Let’s start with the necklace, shall we?  One…

When Doves Cry And Boners Fly

Ok, pretend for a hot second that you’re a dude.  A dude that reads my blog.  A dude who likes girls that reads my blog. I know, I know.  That’s why I told you to pretend for a hot second.  I know that there is only one straight guy that reads this blog.  He is my husband…

Lessons Learned: Never Leave Your Cell Phone Unattended

As you may have heard, Jenny McCarthy came over and played with me the other night.  It was really like a giant playpen with a gaggle of drunkards running amok.  Venom Vodka was flowing and eyelids were drooping.  One Hope Wine was consumed and cell phones were left behind.  Unattended. This is a recipe for…

Let The Dailey Method Pamper You For A Week

Those gals at The Dailey Method are determined to pamper you. (After they annihilate your hamstrings, of course!)  

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — Off The Air

Sad that I can’t even get my shit together enough to accomplish one post a week, right?