Category Archives: SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — What Were They Thinking?

Kim Cattrall image via Cosmopolitan.com

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters has risen from the dead.  With ‘celebrities’ that may actually look better dead. Adrian Kulp Says:  “This reminds me of the time I left a box of crayons in a hot car.” SurferWife Says:  “Clearly she is getting no sex in her city.” Heather Recently Says:  “Did Target introduce a new Hellen Keller…

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — Holy Hairband Hell

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SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters is fashionably late today.  Certain contributors think it’s ok to send their captions to me on Friday at 10am when I normally post on Friday at 6am.  I mean, I know I portray myself as all magical and everything, but here’s the truth: despite the unicorn I ride around on, I have no magical…

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — The Jean Fiasco

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I like jeans.  The Surfer has a cousin named Jean.  Friggin’ love the song Billie Jean.  Hell, I have always even been intrigued by how genes work– You know that whole dominant versus recessive bullshit?  Intriguing.  So, why do these turd burglars have to go and taint the denim scene?  Who cares.  Let’s just watch the…

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — T&A Edition

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I’d like you to thank my mother-in-law for bringing you this week’s Fashion Disasters.  Clearly she is far more contemporary than I give her credit for with pop culture, because she was the one to call my attention to the shit show you’re about to witness. Enjoy all the tits and ass this week.  …

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — Whoopsies

Beyonce -- Image via Google

Forget proper introductions for SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters, these unfashionistas speak for themselves:   KLZ Says:  “This flesh eating bacteria seem particularly drawn to Beyonce’s naughty bits.” SurferWife Says:  “If you liked it then you shoulda put a cobweb on it.” Adrian Kulp Says:  “The opposite of ‘smart casual.’” Heather Recently Says:  “NOBODY is ready for that…

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — The Ciley Virus

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Miley Cyrus? Nah, The Ciley Virus in our household.  As I scour the ‘Nets for atrocious fashion disaster photos every week, this man voiced, bong toker keeps popping up so I decided to dedicate an entire post to her lameness. My contributors?  Took this shit show and ran with it.  Good ol’ Moooooog 35 had…

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — The Met Costume Institute Gala

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A couple of weeks ago there was some gala to celebrate costumes or some shit.  I don’t know.  For their sake, I hope they were confused and thought they were going to a costume party.  As Bozo the Clown.   Mimi Says:  “I was Best in Show at Westminster this year!” Moooooog35 Says:  “…and then…

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — Billboard Music Awards (plus a bonus disaster)

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Did you see the Billboard Music Awards last Sunday?  There were a lot of great performances and well dressed celebrities.  Of course, to remind us that for our planet to remain on it’s correct orbit path there must be balance.  To offset the well decorated celebrities there must be atrocity.  Atrocity in the form of…

SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters — The Unfamous

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I know you love to see celebrities looking like large idiots, but today I am bringing you unfamous runway models that look like large idiots.  I couldn’t help myself, this shit pretty much writes itself.  I had a slew of contributors sending me captions on this shit show.  Please note: contributor Mimi is heavy on the private parts…