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Powerocks MagicStick for SurferWife Heart Health

Do you have any idea how badly I needed this last weekend when I traveled to Vegas? Do you know how high my blood pressure spikes when my phone shows less than 20% battery and I HAVE NO WAY OF CHARGING? Because omg. Needless to day, my poor little heart can’t handle that level of…

Hashtag – I Heart Sammys

A couple of weeks ago, Sammy’s Woodfired Pizza & Grill invited me to their fine establishment in La Jolla, CA. to taste some of their new menu.  Certainly you remember this?  Everyone on Twitter and Instagram started yelling at me about how delicious my food looked and they were jealous because they were dining on…

I AM by Ellis.

Do you remember when I went to Mexico last year and spent my vacation tipsily (<— Is that a word?) admiring Nia Peeples who was floating on a cloud next door to me?  No?  Click on that link and read it now, I’ll wait. Well, on that same vacation, I got to hear her son Christopher Hayzel…

Protect Your Skin With MDSolarSciences

So, you’re already like, “Oh NO!  SurferWife is posting a blog post on election day.  Now we’re all screwed.” No, folks.  You’re not.  The only thing I want to tell you about my election process was how I wrote in my cat’s name as the write-in vote for County Supervisor or something lame like that. …

Yes. It’s true. I was denied a hand job due to my tardiness.

Ok, so I am way, way lame and it has taken me like eleventy million years to even tell you about the most magicalest of all #SpaSocial nights to ever exist. On the dreaded of most dreadable weekends, when Mr. Sam or Deacon Sam or whomever that white bearded creeper is that takes your money…