Category Archives: Nonsense

Don’t Touch Me There – That’s My No-No Square!

Some of you may have seen the commotion I was causing earlier this week on my social media platforms.  Tweets saying stupid crap like this: I felt like I was birthing a royal baby how I was lying helpless on the floor googling, “Can gas feel like menstrual cramps?” Wondering if anyone has ever died of gas…

The Chin Villain

Hey guys?  Being a woman and looking gorgeous for you isn’t quite as easy as you might think.  Am I right, ladies? There is a long list of upkeep we adhere to and much to my own dismay, the older I get the more there is to maintain. Just when I think I have the…

Las Vegas in 140 characters or less.

I went to Vegas this past weekend.  I barely survived and can’t sit here and re-type the shit show that was SurferWife Does Vegas.  Instead, we can recap the highlights using my tweets throughout the weekend. You will find my actual tweets within the quotes and bolded. ****************************************** They started innocent enough.  Only referencing a…

Famous For Being Famous + Volcanoes = An Ugly Situation

Guess what?  My brain doesn’t want to work today and refuses to be creative.  I mean, this isn’t an enormous shocker.  My brain rarely works  but I will give it credit for being creative.  Or maybe the better word is odd.  I can usually count on it to come up with some weird ass shit…

Hello? Blog? Is that you?

I’m not even entirely sure where I’m going with this. So, I’m just going to write and let the crazy words flow from my finger tips. See, once upon a time in a place far, far away there was this magical princess who loved to write blog posts. You could give her one random word…

The part where someone calls me the C-word and I have a super hot body on the beach.

This is where I don’t have a whole lot to say (shocking, I know). I lied. I have two things to tell you. 1. Some man with a small wiener called me the C word on yesterday’s blog post. The super crazy part about it is, it had nothing to do with my blog. Dual…

A super boring SurferWife.

The day has arrived. I have nothing to say to you people. Nothing. Why is there a sudden uproar of cheering? Not cool. *crickets* Yeah, still got nothing for you people. It’s very empty and lonely in my brain. And cut the blonde jokes, I’m so not in the mood. *more crickets* Alright. Since you…

In summary, you people have lost your minds.

I have been busy. Doing what? I’m not entirely sure, other than running from tornadoes and dodging crazy ass hail bombs. It hailed here in San Diego tonight and it made me all kinds of crazy nervous. With busy upon me, I wasn’t doing so well hitting up my blogroll. So, that was my goal…

Prepare to be dazzled….

You know those fantastic blogs out there that are really cute and crafty and sugar and spice and everything nice? I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what I have going on over here at Surferwife, so it’s about time to bestow my uber crafty side to my readers. And I want for you to walk away…