Category Archives: Celebrity Encounters

Happy Hour and a Celebrity Encounter — The Jenny McCarthy Show

It’s been so long since I have written one of my celebrity encounter posts that all four of you that read this are like, “What the hell is she talking about now?”  If you click on the Celebrity Encounters tab up above, it will take you to a slew of stories about my encounters with…

Coffee Talk With Nia

You know what makes me write on my blog after not writing on it for 5284151 years?  Having coffee with the gorgeous Nia Peeples and unloading on her about how much I really love to write but how I never allow myself to do it because I’m an a-hole. You know what else I shared with…

When Doves Cry And Boners Fly

Ok, pretend for a hot second that you’re a dude.  A dude that reads my blog.  A dude who likes girls that reads my blog. I know, I know.  That’s why I told you to pretend for a hot second.  I know that there is only one straight guy that reads this blog.  He is my husband…

Lessons Learned: Never Leave Your Cell Phone Unattended

As you may have heard, Jenny McCarthy came over and played with me the other night.  It was really like a giant playpen with a gaggle of drunkards running amok.  Venom Vodka was flowing and eyelids were drooping.  One Hope Wine was consumed and cell phones were left behind.  Unattended. This is a recipe for…

How To Get Your Husband To Clean Your Toilets

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (called Twitter) and an era long ago (June of 2011), I posted this picture: With this tweet, I wrote something like, “I have never been so turned on by The Surfer in my life.” To which I received an unsolicited response from  @JennyMcCarthy that read, “Make…

My Wedding Photo With Zack Morris

I have to admit something and I think admitting this dirty secret on SurferWife is the right thing to do. When I was 13 years old, I sent fan mail.  Fan mail covered in my mother’s Opium perfume.  Fan mail covered in my mother’s Opium perfume with baby powder loosely sprinkled within the confines of…

Happy Hour and a Celebrity Encounter — Are we on the North Shore?

Welcome to Happy Hour and a Celebrity Encounter.  No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you, I haven’t written for this feature in like 82 gazillion years. I understand this feature is the only reason you people even tolerate me, so I apologize for the lapse in time between encounters.  I’ll make more of an effort to…

A surprisingly sober Sarah Colonna interview. Or is she? Am I? Nobody knows.

In case you are super lame and missed this interview over at From The Sidelines last week, I brought it over to SurferWife for your enjoyment. ****************************** I thought I might spice this place up a little by bringing a touch of my Happy Hour and a Celebrity Encounter to mingle with the sports talk….

Happy Hour and a Celebrity Encounter– The Jock

We are back with another edition of Happy Hour and a Celebrity Encounter. This feature highlights the random encounters that either I, or a guest blogger has had with the rich and famous. Today we are going back ten years. Back to one of my stories from Palazzio Trattoria in Santa Barbara. I was waiting…