Don’t Touch Me There – That’s My No-No Square!

Some of you may have seen the commotion I was causing earlier this week on my social media platforms.  Tweets saying stupid crap like this:

I felt like I was birthing a royal baby

how I was lying helpless on the floor googling, “Can gas feel like menstrual cramps?”

Wondering if anyone has ever died of gas

You know.  I was tweeting the usual obnoxious SurferWife type bullshit.  What you didn’t know was I was in real pain.  Turns out some wacky cyst exploded or some weird phenomenon but I am going to go ahead and determine my own final diagnosis. Screw the medical professionals.  THIS is what was wrong with me this week:

SurferWife Uterus

And there you have it.  I have now killed two birds with one stone.  This explains my ailments from this week and also alerts you to the fact that I am not and will never again be pregnant.

Thank you for reading.


8 Responses to Don’t Touch Me There – That’s My No-No Square!
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    July 26, 2013 | 7:28 pm

    Ok that’s just funny. My uterus would be right there w/yours!! No more babies ever!!

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