Have you been waiting with baited breath to see if you won Heather McDonald’s new book My Inappropriate Life?
Let’s be real for a sec. You probably didn’t win. I mean, really. There were lots of entries and you’re generally an unlucky person, so it’s doubtful that random.org chose your comment.
In that case, please go here to buy Heather McDonald’s book, My Inappropriate Life right now. She has chardonnay to purchase, folks. Let’s help her afford it, by buying her book. For shit’s sake, she exploited her personal photos to give us a good laugh on her behalf.
Alright, now that our eyeballs have feasted on the above masterpiece, let’s get down to business. One of you has won themselves an autographed copy of My Inappropriate Life from Heather McDonald. And that person is:
Wendina M. Ubaghs who left this comment about her own inappropriate behavior:
I said this in front of my family on Thanksgiving:
“I didn’t experiment with girls in college. Once in grade school, a bunch of times in high school and twice in my 30s; but not in college.”
If that’s not bad enough, Ms. McDonald and I once had a brief Twitter convo about how much we enjoy watching Real Housewives. I’m almost certain we weren’t joking.
Now, for the rest of you? Time to buy My Inappropriate Life. You need this book to remind you that you are not alone when shit hits the fan in your own life.