Calling all Heather McDonald fans! As you may recall, in 2011 I did a giveaway for an autographed copy of Heather’s first book, You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again. Well, it’s 2013 and I get to do it again, but this time it’s her second book My Inappropriate Life and it is a VERY fancy hardcover book.
With pictures. Exclusive, never before seen pictures.
Ms. McDonald does it again — she does not disappoint with her latest memoir that captures just how inappropriate her life as a wife and mother really is. Relatable, witty and extremely funny, My Inappropriate Life is the perfect read when you’re looking for a good laugh.
Who wants to win their very own signed copy of Heather McDonald’s My Inappropriate Life? Simply leave a comment below telling Heather and me what the most inappropriate part of your life is.
BONUS ENTRY:
Tweet this: Have you heard @SurferWife is giving away an autographed copy of @HeatherMcDonald’s new book #MyInappropriateLife? http://tiny.cc/lto0rw
Once you tweet the above tweet be sure to leave a comment below letting me know you did so.
Winner will be announced on Friday, February 8th and must be 18 years of age. Residents of U.S. only.
I have been waiting for Heather to put out another book since the moment I finished the last page of her first book. FINALLY!
The most inappropriate part of my life would have to be the fact that I sometimes have sexual conversations with a past teacher of mine. Yep, I said it.
PS Heather, you’re the shit and I love you!
Anything i’ve done or thought in college.
Tweeted!
I retweeted!
I’m a big fan of Heather’s every since she did that mock ‘Girls Of Mensa’ (a Playboy layout) on her twitter page!!!! I would love an autographed book! I see all the tweets about how they can’t put it down once they start reading? I’ll have to frame it after I read it!
Saying ‘Girls of Mensa’ in a Playboy issue… probably more unbelievable than inappropriate…
Tweeted! Most inappropriate part of my life would be any time I drink alcohol!
tweeted 2x
Is it inappropriate that I’m entering this contest while I’m sitting on the toilet?
LOVE Heather and cannot wait to read her new book!!
Tweeted!
The most inappropriate thing I’ve done in my life is hook up with a manager (in the midst of his divorce, who’s as old as my mom…don’t judge me) on the 2nd floor of our place of business during hours of operation. Wow, embarrassing! & btw I tweeted that! Now I hope I win cuz that’s really inappropriate!!
The fact that I’m up with a baby right now seems inappropriate to me…and not in a funny way even…
The most inappropriate part of my life is when I get a few drinks in me
I follow @surferwife on Twitter. I am pretty sure that is inappropriate.
Most inappropriate part of my life? It can happen anytime any day! And I’m RTing!
Most inappropriate part of my life is probably using the starving children in Africa to get kiddos to cooperate!
Tweeted as well my loves!
The most inappropriate part of my life is probably too inappropriate to even mention here. One of the funniest inappropriate moments that’s coming to mind right now occurred after a night out (surprise surprise) and my friends and I stopped in a Wendy’s on the way home. The guy working the drive-thru window was busy hitting on our designated driver while 3 of us go out to use the restroom right in the grass on the other side of the car. We’re not sure if he saw, but he certainly got a free show if he did.
P.S. retweeted it (@smashleynicolez)
Oh lord, I can’t even think of the most inappropriate part of my life! Probably that I do laundry based on “priority” and let the rest sit for a few weeks.
Anytime I drink tequila things get very inappropriate! Also, that time you threw your phone at an old lady when we were at happy hour was very inappropriate. Now pick me, #Trick.
Tweeted!
I’ll tweet it! I don’t need it though cuz I gotz me one! Booyah.
The most inappropriate thing in my life is the crush I have on my 24 year old yoga instructor.
Tweeted
i have a lot of inappropriate moments, but i will pick trying to talk you into getting chelsea’s autograph tattooed across your chest, as that was the night i got to meet the beautiful heather mcdonald.
i’m going to get on a plane and head out west so we can do that again, k?
Um, I regularly talk about 3 ways with my boss. And no, not “WITH” him …to him.
I’ve also puked out the side of his car.
Also my adoration of women’s breasts is so well known I’m regularly asked if I’m gay. By my husband. SIGH.
Tweeted! And I love me some Heather!!!
just tweeted the above message! I love Heather McDonald and how you could hear her voice in her first book!
Most inappropiate thing I’ve done? I tried vodka on this past Super-Bowl Sunday and I only drink a little but I still gagged and spat it out. Such a shame especially since Heather is holding a drink in her hand on the book cover.
Also I tweeted!
Tweeted!
I said this in front of my family on Thanksgiving:
“I didn’t experiment with girls in college. Once in grade school, a bunch of times in high school and twice in my 30s; but not in college.”
If that’s not bad enough, Ms. McDonald and I once had a brief Twitter convo about how much we enjoy watching Real Housewives. I’m almost certain we weren’t joking.
Tweeted the contest announcement from @girlweena. Thanks, @SurferWife!
Most inappropriate things I have ever done is with surfer wife but besides that I had a love affair with a guy I would sneak out of rehab…inappropriate for sure!
Tweet complete. Inappropriate thing? Inappropriate for me to say, I think…but, involves being naked.