Hey guys? Being a woman and looking gorgeous for you isn’t quite as easy as you might think. Am I right, ladies? There is a long list of upkeep we adhere to and much to my own dismay, the older I get the more there is to maintain.
Just when I think I have the hair, the skin, the boobs, the fitness, and the make-up in check, a new little villain shows up out of nowhere.
Ok, so imagine my horror when I am headed into a swanky restaurant to meet The Surfer, do one last glance in my rearview to make sure I don’t have the dreaded lipstick on my teeth, and I spot this 4 foot long, solitary hair poking out from my chin. Seriously, one hour ago this angry hair that’s staring back at me in the mirror wasn’t there. I tweeze and pray more of his friends don’t show up while I am making googly eyes at my man.
Lucky for me, my newest chin resident didn’t show back up that night. Not even for the next few weeks. But every once in a while, the wiry, little bugger appears and he shows up out of nowhere with a vengeance. You know, as if I need one more thing to monitor in my upkeep.
What crazy changes are happening as you get older? Certainly there are others out there that have ever growing maintenance lists, too? Or am I the only one morphing into the fourth member of ZZ Top with this damn rogue chin hair?