Welcome back to SurferWife’s Fashion Disasters. We have a messy one this week, folks. So messy that some of the SurferWife’s Fashion Disaster Contributors had to utilize some liquid courage to let the brain and eyeballs relax enough to make fun of these idiots.
Let’s get this shit show started, shall we?
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KLZ Says: “I cannot figure out how to keep this garbage covering my entire skeletal frame. Not even this electrical cord is working.”
Moooooog35 Says: ”…in related news, Posh Spice has officially changed her name to “Hefty Cinch Sak Spice.”
Mimi Says: “She took her audition for the role of starving kids in Little Orphan Annie a little too far.”
SurferWife Says: “What? You didn’t hear Posh auditioned for a spot in the comeback of the California Raisins?”
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KLZ Says: “I even make the measles fashionable.”
Moooooog35 Says: “This is one of the few times I’ve wanted to play ‘Connect the Dots’ using only my penis.”
Mimi Says: “Undisputed champion of Paintball Shoot Out 2012!”
Amanda Says: “I dunno guys, I just feel like the watch makes me look cheap and tacky.”
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KLZ Says: “Shut up. I’m the only one in my family who’s happy, I can wear whatever I want.”
Moooooog35 Says: “Somewhere, out there, a leopard mama is missing her entire litter.”
Mimi Says: “MC Hammer called: He wants his pants back!”
Amanda Says: “And then willy wonka discovered his drapes were missing.”
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KLZ Says: “Fucking fairy Godmother. All I asked for was a pumpkin pie and somehow I end up looking like Cinderalla with a severe paisley addiction.”
Moooooog35 Says: “My favorite part of the Oscars show was when Whoopi came out wearing nothing but Jiffy Pop bags.”
Mimi Says: “Princess Pastel of Dementia.”
SurferWife Says: “Just because your name is Whoopi doesn’t mean you should flash your irridescent vagina at us.”
Head over to Amanda’s blog, It‘s Blogworthy for a very, VERY special edition of Celebrity Roundup!
Who the SurferWife Fashion Disaster Contributors Are:
Mimi: Author of Living in France can be found on Twitter at @MimsHadToDoIt
Moooooog35: Author of Mental Poo can be found on Twitter at @Moooooog35 and on Facebook
KLZ: Author of Taming Insanity can be found on Twitter at @TamingInsanity and on Facebook
Amanda: Author of It’s Blogworthy can be found on Twitter at @AmandaAustin and on Facebook
I was chuckling along as usual, until the fairy godmother, and there went my coffee!
KLZ owned these pictures this week.
Rihanna looks like she belongs on Saved By The Bell in that outfit.
She does!!
Mimi wins for the paintball I think
You definitely won the Posh one!! That was hilarious!
I used Mimi’s quote with that pic for my Pinterest pin.
Iridescent vagina!! HA!!
And Megan’s right…totally Saved By The Bell!
Man… I just couldn’t do it this week! I thought about paint pall, the Wizard of Oz, and strangulation via Hefty bag but just couldn’t get it together.
Next week!
Those were tough this week!! Plus, I secretly wanted Khloe’s pants….I can’t hate on leopard print!
I know, I know!!
Chick….I love this one…..
OMG I’m still clutching my side laughing!
These are hilarious!
linked here from pinterest – you crack me up!
Hee! Love (as always!)!
All hilarious, except for the “retardia” reference. Just can’t laugh at that one.
I would be laughing if not for the use of the R word…that ruined the whole post for me….
it’s not clever, or funny, or just a word…
it’s hurtful….
I agree with Jessica & Not A Perfect Mom. When will we rise above the use of hate-speech against a group of people in the name of comedy.
It’s not funny. It’s offensive.
Laughing – still laughing… MC Hammer called – LOL! And Posh – oh my!