Probably not. I mean there were a lot of you funny folks competing for this win. So the chances of you outdoing the comments above and below you are slim to none, right?
So, Sarah narrowed it down to three. Insulted my contest running skills, and then narrowed it down to four. I was impressed she was able to narrow it down to below thirty if we’re being honest here. Finally, after many tears, vodka shots, wedgies and noogies, we managed to agree on one final winner.
February 22, 2012 | 5:30 pm Edit
Things I Have Blown Lately:
-bubbles
-your mind
-my chances
-itThings I Have Not Blown Lately:
-My Husband
-IT
This one truly made me laugh. Many others did, too. But this was like one of my stupid laughs, like a “Did she really just say that?” kind of laugh. So, let’s all congratulate her humor before you start hating on her for winning.
Chances are, you were in the final four that Sarah had it narrowed down to. (Probably not, I’m just trying to be nice for once and make you feel better)
Now, go to Amazon and spend $10.20 on your own copy. You can get it signed at one of her shows on her book tour. See? We all win.
I guess I’m happy for KLZ. I’m just curious who Sarah and SW picked as the top 4 comments. I just wanted to make some sorta cut.
FINE.
But she’s still going to call me, right? Or a photo? There has to be some sort of consolation prize for me. I mean, I’ve printed the photo of her book and held it at all sorts of angles but still can’t see up the skirt. So depressing.
Congrats KLZ! *So* well deserved!
Congtrats! That was funny
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