I need to make some life changes. In order to do so, I will address right here, on SurferWife for all to see, these life changes I want to make.
Starting today and reporting everyday through 2011, I will give you a peeksie into the self enlightenment of SurferWife. Lucky you.
I will no longer eat white rice. Only brown and quinoa. I’m fairly certain white rice is the food of the muffin top devil.
I will watch every episode from every season of Magnum PI. You should, too.
I will not go longer than 3 days without using Eyedews. I apologize for making you people stare at my ever growing crow’s feet.
I will buy more live plants for the house. I think this family has a severe lack of oxygen feeding their brains.
On Feb 7th, when my copy of Life As I Blow It, by Sarah Colonna arrives in my mailbox, thanks to my current pre-order, I vow to begin reading it right then and let any and all other responsibilities fall to the wayside until I finish the book. This will be when The Surfer wishes he paid for those speed reading courses.
I will go back to acting like an enormous asshole on Twitter. I’m sick of you dicks asking if I am depressed and why am I not funny on Twitter anymore.
I will not glare at women that wear size 4 any longer. I plan to be one of them thanks to The Dailey Method trying to kill me for one hour each day.
Come back tomorrow for more SurferWife New Year’s Resolutions. It’s bound to get ugly.
Where are your children in all of this?
Inhaling the oxygen from the plants I will buy. Duh.
Where are your children in all of this?
okay, Surfer Wife. I love your resolutions and share some of them….though I’ll admit I never thought of watching Magnum PI (don’t think I ever missed an episode when it was on)AND, for my size 4 (or lower) friends, I will no longer try to cast fat spells on them. I look forward to keeping track of you, especially when acting like an asshole on Twitter. Happy New Year!
–>I only like size 4 people when they’re seated next to me on the airplane.
@debthaxton
First time I’ve seen the wordpress edition. Blog looks great. Don’t blame you for not wanting to do anything besides read Sarah’s book. I need to preorder it. Just got some amazon monies so I can do that now.
I can’t wait to read it.
You had me at Magnum PI…
YOU STILL EAT WHITE RICE!?! WHO DOES THAT!?!? Except when there is a beautiful slab of raw fish on top of it, of course. Lol.
i wish i could use eyedews every single day. they are heavenly!
Part 2 better include that you will make a trip to the east coast.
I dont bother with resolutions. Except maybe to eat more ice cream.
I so need to head back out there.
I too will be reading Sarah’s book. I look forward to reading part ii of your resolutions.
Magnum PI makes me crave a mustache ride. TMI?
1.) yes to houseplants! In moderation unless you like jungle appeal
And
2.) you look like you already achieved the size 4 goal!!
Fabulous. All of it. Incredibly fabulous. I’m looking forward to an asshole filled 2012 via SurferWife.
Damn…I’ve been thinking long and hard about the diet I need to start as well.. Thanks for making me laugh about it… And now I have to look up this book your talking about and eyedews. Lol
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great resolutions – realistic, awesome and amazeballs! I can’t wait for Sarah’s book!!! And I can’t wait to read more of your resolutions. Which reminds me I need to stop procrastinating about my list too!
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Pork fried rice is brown…is that okay?