Listen up you greedy, little comedy hookers.  I have a special treat for you this week.  Sarah Colonna has offered up an autographed copy of Life As I Blow It to one of you SurferWife readers. But this isn’t going to be any old giveaway, folks.  This will be a quick 2 day giveaway ending on Thursday 2/23/2012 at 3pm PST, with the winner announced that evening.  You will NOT be given bonus entries and you are not required to follow, tweet or like anything.

You ARE required to be funny.  For your chance to win Life As I Blow It, you must leave a comment on this blog post telling Sarah and me why you deserve this autographed copy of her book.  Here’s where shit’s gonna hit the fan for you… You have to be funny.  You have to be witty.  You probably want to take a moment, gather yourself and then bring what you got for her in the comments.

Let’s not forget this is a NY Times best selling author famous for being hilarious, right?  This is whom you’re trying to make laugh.  No pressure or anything.  Remember, I will be assisting her decision and I accept all monetary bribes.

Now go.  You don’t have much time to leave your comment convincing her why you need her book.  And don’t be stupid.  Be funny.  I know you have a sense of humor or you wouldn’t be reading this right now.  I have faith in my readers–make your friendly, neighborhood SurferWife proud.